August 10, 2010

Kerala 2050

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Nikhimenon got into a time machine yesterday and went to the year 2050. As he was about to return back to the year 2010 ,the newspaper boy came with the newspaper.

2.Thilakan replaced by Prithviraj in an ‘upcoming youth flick’ by Kamal as sukumar Azheekodu and Vinayan gets emotional.Meanwhile in a press conference thilakan blames the SC-ST lobby which is ruling ‘Malayalam Cinema’ for his exclusion.
3.Karnataka Police finally decide to arrest Abdul Nazar Madauny in the Bangalore Blast case.The arrest date will be officially announced early next year in a live t.v. show.
5.High School teacher’s private part chopped off  for insulting a ‘particular community’ in an exam paper.  
Meanwhile was fortunate to get a copy of the ‘controversial’ question paper that was distributed among the 8 th standard students for their half yearly exam.The controversial question is attached below for the readers of this blog.(READER DISCRETION ADVICED)
A Couple of weeks back,the powerful Christian Men's council had protested against the question paper that allegedly defamed 'Jesus Christ'. The School teacher was under suspension while the attack occured.
6.Shalini's daughter to play Mammotty's heroine.Shalini(Mamattykuttyamma fame) and Ajith Kumar's Daughter will play Mammootty's heroine in the upcoming malayalam film 'College Rowdy' which will be directed by Shaji Kailas.Sanoosha will play mammooty's mother in the movie.
7.V.S.Achuthanandan is dismissed from the CPM for his allegedly derogatory remarks against the party. 
8. Pinarayi Vijayan says he is willing to be the chief minister  for the sake of the poor people of kerala.

9.State government decides to make their 70 th agreement with the 50 private medical colleges in kerala as the court cancels everything

10. Nikhimenon is awarded the Nobel Prize for literature.


rakesh said...

ha ha ,funny.....