Maharashtra went to polls today along with Haryana and Arunachal.As expectedly,most of the Mumbaikars refrained from voting as evidenced by the low voter turn out in most of the 'Mumbai' constituencies(though the state voting percentage as per the latest reports is close to sixty percent, thanks to the MNS bastions). If you are the one with the habit of surfing through the 24*7 desi news channels so as to get yourselves entertained(of course ,they provide more entertainment than the Rakhi Sawants and Big bosses!) ,very soon the Rajdeep Sardesais and Arnabs will occupy your tv screens,yelling in the top of their voices about their scientific "projections or rather predictions " regarding the poll verdict . Since we also dont want to be left too far behind, here is our totally "un scientific yet grossly irrevelant exit poll results " ......NBS & EDCBA PROJECTIONS
SEAT TALLY IN MAHARASHTRA
NCP+ CONG : 131 (CONG 71 NCP 60)
SENA BJP: 101 (SENA 56 BJP 45)
MNS : 16
THIRD FRONT IND:39
SEATS IN WHICH RESULT WILL BE DECLARED AFTER 5 YEARS :1
We would like to express our sincere gratitude to the panel of experts who took great pain in preparing this “valuable” piece of information after 3.5 hours of vigorous discussion in our studio neglecting the fact that the room air conditioner is not in the working condition.
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