Some Random things I Learnt Through The Movie 'Badmaash Company'

reviewed by nikhimenon@gmail.com

• An intelligent,virtuous,middle class boy can turn a smuggler if he sees his mother selling her bangles.

• Hindi Cinema still means foreign locales, a smooch between the leads, a bikini for the heroine and a virtuous mummy-daddy jodi for Yashraj Films.

• If you have a shirt that loses it's colour with every wash,you can wear it daily and still convince your friends that you are wearing a new shirt everyday.

• Anoushka Sharma doesnt have attractive breasts.

• Getting a bank loan in a foreign country is easier than buying a pen from the local department store.

• Shahid Kapoor  can not only do the dimple cheeked,smile to the side thing ( SRK and his Red chillies hasn't patented it,right?!)with elan but can also drink his 'chai' from the saucer with his boyish grin intact.

•  Unless you sleep with your employer,you won't become a hot shot model.( 'Bubbly' from theYashraj clan also found this as an excuse to con people,half a decade back!)

• Marriage with a 'gora' prostitute  is all what it takes to make a skirt chaser to an ideal husband overnight(as demonstrated by the character played by Veer Das).

• Udhay Chopra is not the most irritating thing which Yash Chopra has produced so far.

•  Prior to the release of your movie(however bad it is) ask your female lead to talk some non sense to the press.

• Even at this age,Anupam Kher can deliver long 'moral science' speeches about family values (infront of a reasonable crowd) .

• Taran Adarsh sells his backbone faster than a Rakhi Sawant participates in a brand new reality show.